How Disney Girls Teach You

Lesson 1 : " Pretty girls don't even need to be alive to get some hot princely action "
( artinya, kaga perlu cantik untuk dapat pacar. Yang penting bagaimana caranya anda menyeratnya )

Lesson 2  : "At first it may seem terrible, being so beautiful that other women get jealous enough to kill you. But don;t worry once your beauty attracts a man, he'll protect you."

( artinya, kalau situ tidak cantik. Belajarlah mandiri dan bagaimana melindungi diri Anda sendiri )

Lesson 3 : "As a woman, your potitical worth is reduced to your marriageability"
( artinya, jika Anda terlalu sempurna, siap-siaplah jadi perawan tua )

Lesson 4 : " Appearances don't matter. What counts is your heart. Unless you're the girls"
( artinya : cantik dulu, la yah, baru personality )

Lesson 5 : " If you're beautiful enough, you may be able to escape your terrible living conditrions by getting a wealthy man to fall for you."

( artinya : cari duit yang banyak jika penampilan Anda tidak mendukung. Dengan uang Anda bisa beli cinta kok )

Lesson 6 : It's okay to abandon your family, drasstically change your body and give up your strongest talent in order to get your man. Once he sees your pretty face, only a witch's spell could draw him away from you."

( artinya : butuh pengorbanan untuk memperoleh cinta, tapi Anda tidak selalu memperoleh apa yang Anda harapkan )

Okay, guys....lessons learned and now get back to work!!!!

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